In the meantime, please accept this as my apology. I've been busy and crafty and uninspired. Verbosely uninspired. In other departments, I've been divinely inspired. You want a jar or candle votive dyed pink? I'm on top of it. A knife block painted pink? Done. A pink chalkboard menu planner? Check. And for the explosion of crafts and pink, Pinterest is wholly to blame. But Pinterest is decidedly not cohesive to the distribution of my muse (which is, given the nature of my blogger muse, probably a good thing, or I imagine Pinterest would likely be significantly less popular).
Anyway, I'll try my hardest to actually start updating. But just be warned, it might include things like updates on landscaping and various pink-laden Pinterest projects. I will do my best to also write humorous anecdotes, though. Regardless, I'm back. For now.
I'll leave you with this:
"*Slurp* You should *gurgle* write about *slap, slurp* that time *belch* that funny thing happened *gurgle, slurp*"